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Not a book ive read recently, but one of the best.  I will probly give it a better review later but i post now because “Fringe” on tuesday night is stealing one of the main ideas.

SPOILER ALERT

A computer virus that effects hackers who can see the code is scrambling the base language skills of those who see it.  In otherwords, its a computer virus that humans can get.  It related to the tower of babel in the bible in a unique and fantastic way.  very realistic “this can realy happen” sort of sci fi.  I wonder what the show will do with it.  Fringe is on this tuesday, at 9  1/27/09

Protector

As Memarie Lane would say, this is a 1 day book.  only a couple hundred pages, but i wanted to get a taste of this guy before i got into the whole “Ringworld” mess.

The Good:

Huge fantastic leaps in logic,  the third half of the book was hard to put down.  Good book for a short span, would make a somewhat good movie.   He atatches reality to the fiction all the way down to a biblical example. Very accurate science (for what was known when it was written)

The bad:

descriptively, kinda dry.  The first half of the book kinda dragged on, but is neccesary for the good half.  Not a book to keep you occupied for a long time.  most of the characters are either ugly or nondiscript.  you only see 2 characters develop. (of course, for a good part of the book, there really are only 2)

The book is basicly 2 parts, one a very long time after the other.

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DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU WANT ANYTHING TO BE A SURPRISE!!!

starts out in future earth 2040 something. A race called the PAK is described, and 1 of them has a mission: find what happened to a colony planned thousands of years ago, on the outer edge of the galaxy.  Earth is 2 parts.  Flatlanders on earth, and Belters in space.  The PAK scout is alone and shows up in the solar system and grabs one of them, then disappears.  Brennan, the guy grabbed, discovers that earth is a collony gone wrong from the PAK system.  He goes thru the third stage of Humanhood, and becomes PAK

second half of the book is what happened to Brennan as a PAK.  Best part of the book is a long slow space battle between PAK scouts and Brennan.  spectacular concepts, and the best edge of your seat action you can get when it takes months to fight ship to ship, light years away from eachother.  the discription is enough to get you excited, but not so much it locks you into a “must understand” dillusion.

Im going to read a Hammilton novel next, im only half thinking about getting into the Ringworld.

Observations

The night of the Inauguration, the number one news story on TV was millions of people watching TV.

Remember that old saying “the higher the pedestal, the farther the fall”?  Anyone else see a tower beeing built?  I got a news story for ya here:  Obama is a person. Anyone that thinks he is more than that is looking for something to worship.  This is not a country where one person saves everyone else, because in such a case, one person can ruin everyone else.  Obama aint gonna save the economy or anything else any better than all of us together doing it.

I made a comment about Obama reminding me of Regan, I don’t remember where.  Remember when Regan was on TV?  there was nothing else on.    I will bet money right now, that the first news conference with Obama will be on every single network station.  When bush had a press conference, you had to find it on the internet.

In other news:  Search teams in the Hudson River are recovering reckage from the plane crash.  They are looking for the 16 foot long engine that came off a wing.  They found, on the bottom of the hudson river, lugage, life jackets, floatation cussions (on the bottom), several purses and hats, and Geraldo Rivera’s Mustache clippings.  They have not yet found the engine.  Aparently the engine floats better than the seat cushions.  Next time you fly over an ocean,  bring your own floaties.

A New 4 Letter Word in American Cars

you can read the full story here.  Fiat has obtained a 35% interest in Chrysler, to soon be 50%.

As If Chrysler wasnt yet a crappy enough car.  Now you will be able to by an american car with an iritating accent, dangerous “family connections”  and lives with its mother ’till it turns 40.

Boats, Balls and BCMs

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The Man found reason to buy one of the worst designed vehicles on the road IMO.  A vehicle so soccer-mom, it actually looks kind of like a soccer ball.  This Dodge Caravan ran ok, but it had 2 issues:  A torn intake boot, and a gas gauge that thought it was a windshield wiper.  It would read full, then read empty and ding the gas light on.  Then, without hitting a bump or banging on anything, it would read full again.  It didn’t matter how much gas was in the tank.  Drive it down town to pick up parts or a customer, it would ding back and forth at random.

The first thing I found was the bottom of the gas tank looked like the bottom of a cheap wine bottle from the damage of some sort of extra-curricular driving.  I made a mistake.  I assumed that this damage was the cause, and dropped the tank. Normally this process involves a gas tank that is invariable full.  However, since The Man had been driving it, the tank was nothing but fumes.   I did find a send unit that was worn out, but reshaping the tank and replacing the float and resistor fixed nothing.

I plugged in a Snap-on “Soul-less” scan tool and read the BCM.  It showed the proper voltage drop for the amount of fuel, and it was unchanging.  On a test drive, the gauge wavered only once, but the fuel level reported by the BCM did not change.  Since I have no clue how the data line to the instrument cluster interprets into a fuel gauge reading, The next trip was to “Ripp A-Part” to find another cluster. I found a full cluster, and a board. Some hard up mechanic had pulled out all of the light bulbs and stuffed them in his pants to sell for food for his starving children.  Didn’t help any, the other gas gauge did the same thing.  Only thing left to replace was the BCM.  Bummer.  It was a lot of work moving all of those light bulbs back and forth. I called around, and found a new BCM and the labor to program and install it at the dealer (to get their sorry arses to warranty everything) ran about 800 bucks.  12 year old “miles way over” soccer van ain’t worth 800 bucks, and The Man wouldn’t pay half that to fix something he wasn‘t getting paid to.

Then there was the AiTN network.  I get a set of links from other mechanics every day, that need help, and sometimes i offer my half asked opinion.  It was about time i tried out this site to see if it was worth upgrading to the pay account.  I was disappointed.  I only received 6 responses, and they were all things i had already tried.  O well, maybe next time.

Then I got an idea.  Since this is California, it was marked with an compact-fluorescent bulb over my head, so it wasn’t a very good idea, but it was cheaper than a new BCM.

I called up the local cartoon sponsored parts house, and asked about a fuel gauge for a boat.  Reading the directions, I found that I could get another gauge from the supplier that had a hi reading for an empty tank and a low reading for a full one, similar to my stock send unit.  The resistances were not the same, but that could be fixed.

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I tore apart the yard supplied cluster and the boat gauge and found everything to be close enough mechanically to work.

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A bit of silicone sealer held the new guts in the same screw holes as the old one. (arrows) I stuck a piece of phone wire insulation in the stock needle hole so it fit snug on the shaft.  Then I just needed 3 new wires out the back.

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I made a series-parallel resistor drop circuit with one variable resistor for fine tuning (upper arrow). This allowed the different load to effect meter movement. If I did the math right, it will read empty accurately, but full will go up a bit past the F. I disconnected the lead to the BCM and shunted it with a 470 ohm resistor to keep it happy with a “half tank” all the time. (lower arrow).

Its all zipped up right now, but The Man is too cheap to  put more than 5 gallons of leftover fuel into it.  It reads 1/8th of a tank.   When the phone rings and he’s stuck half way to the OC cussing about what a lousy job I did, I will have to adjust it.

Gas

funny pictures of dogs with captions

more animals

Cat was sitting in my lap while i was watching “lost”.  she made a funny hiccup/meow, then i smelled something funny.  I think my cat burped.

She snores too.  usualy when its cold and shes in front of the heater, or when she is hogging the office chair.

Speaking of gas, I have grown an intolerance for stupid comercials.  so much so, that if I am faced with a choice, i will not spend money on a company that has a stupid add.  for this reason, I will not eat at Burger King until they get rid of that stupid plastic King guy.

Other offending adds include both AT&T and T Mobile, But I wont be switching soon anyway.

Currently there is an add on TV for Time Warner cable where strangers are approached by a moron that just got their “premium package” and are too excited to just tell people they know.  A guy falls all over an escelator, and a lady in a business suit chases down a jogger.  I havnt had cable TV in years, but these sure dont want me to write a check to them.   I know my dad hates TV because of the stupid comercials, I think Im starting to take after him.  Hope that dont scare you dad.

Pun Crock

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I Came to a sad realization today.   Sarah is turning into me.

Every once in a while, for my entire life, something of unique humor enters my head an cracks me up.  Sometimes its something that i think is hilarious, and wished i had someone to share it with.

When i got maried, i then had someone to share them with, but when i do, she usualy sighs, rolls her eyes, or shakes her head.  Sometimes all 3.   I thought she just didnt appreciate a good pun.

Last night, we were watching “Cheaters” after one of her subtitled chinese import movies were done, and we watched a 29 year old “student” with emo curly hair and a leather band around his neck.  “Is that a choker?” I asked sarah.  “Wait a second.  If he is a Dickhead, then does that make it a cock ring?

Sarah sighed continuously for nearly 20 minutes.

In the gym this morning, over the PA system, they played a cover of M.J’s “Beat it” by a band called “Alien Ant Farm”, which i commented that i recognized.

Then Sarah did it.

She said “well if I had one, I would do that too.”

“What?”  I asked.  “If I found an Alien Ant Farm id probly ‘beat it'”

Then it hit me.   It wasn’t funny.  She was doing what i always like to do, and i realized it wasn’t funny.

I sighed and shook my head.  “what?” she said.  “Your turning into me”.  Then she does something she rarely does when i make a comment.  She laughed out loud for nearly a minute.

Double Talk

Last night on my ABC station, there was a new show about racism.  they pulled a “migrant worker” from what was probably a local Home Depot and stuck him in a deli with an actor in hopes of instigating good ratings fodder.  They never said the imigrant was legal, they just let us assume that.   The deli game went something like this:  the imigrant would try to order food: in spanish.  the actor/ deli worker told him to order in english or get out.  A few people supported the actor, many supported the imigrant, most ignored the situation.  The following interviews showed teary eyed witnesses saying this isnt how people should be treated.  It doesnt matter if they broke any laws, they should be able to order food.  Normaly i wouldnt give a flying rippled rodent dropping, but the Hipocracy was breathtaking.  Less than a half hour before this show, was another show about the Border Patrol, where a very beautiful swedish belly dancer was denied entry to the US because she didnt have a work visa.  she was put back on a plane to her home country.  I wish i could have had a talk with this swedish dancer to give her some advice: just get a flight to Mexico, and walk accross the border into the US.  Im sure she would get attention handing out Business cards at Home Depot.

My complaint is a tad different.  I dont care what language the customer speaks, they should be able to order food.  however I do insist that the person at the register speak English.  It took 4 tries to get my order right today because the cashier at KFC could understand what i wanted, even pointing to the English menu behind her.

NyQuil – The SeQuil

All of the crimis shopping is done, except for sarah.  Only prison break was on tonight, so i bit the bullit, put my real guitar back in its case and tried Sarah’s Guitar Hero game.   meh.    Its not like playing guitar at all.  You cant fake over your screwups.

I didnt see the doc today, the nyquil worked, slept like a log.  Felt like one when i got up.  I tolerated work, pulling the intake off of a pontiac, and seeing new reasons that company is losing money.  Its major sergery just to replace a belt on that peice of crap.  Why do they think puting a thermostat an inch from the exaust manifold is a good idea?  Why do they atach wiring components to plastic covers?  There are more bolts holing on the left splash guard than there are holding the intake manifold on!

I drank lots of tea to get thru the day.  I use bulk tea, strait into one cup, stir it with a fork stuck in a cordless drill, and fold a filter out of a paper towel to pour thru into another cup. The Man bought me a big bowl of soup and Jumbo Bowl, and i feel prety good now.  I feel the coughing stage coming on now, so i think tonight will be another night of Quil.  third times a charm, but the third show usualy sucks.  Now what should i get sarah for crimis?

The NyQuil Before Christmas

I got a cold.  Not just one of those run of the mill “work thru it” colds, i got one ov those waking up with your brain stuck rebooting some stupid thing you saw in a movie while your trying to sleep.  After 2 doses of nyquil and 4 (real) sudafed tablets, I still couldnt sleep and i was still stuffed up.  I will likely see Dr Sihnder in the morning if i still cant sleep.