Pun Crock

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I Came to a sad realization today.   Sarah is turning into me.

Every once in a while, for my entire life, something of unique humor enters my head an cracks me up.  Sometimes its something that i think is hilarious, and wished i had someone to share it with.

When i got maried, i then had someone to share them with, but when i do, she usualy sighs, rolls her eyes, or shakes her head.  Sometimes all 3.   I thought she just didnt appreciate a good pun.

Last night, we were watching “Cheaters” after one of her subtitled chinese import movies were done, and we watched a 29 year old “student” with emo curly hair and a leather band around his neck.  “Is that a choker?” I asked sarah.  “Wait a second.  If he is a Dickhead, then does that make it a cock ring?

Sarah sighed continuously for nearly 20 minutes.

In the gym this morning, over the PA system, they played a cover of M.J’s “Beat it” by a band called “Alien Ant Farm”, which i commented that i recognized.

Then Sarah did it.

She said “well if I had one, I would do that too.”

“What?”  I asked.  “If I found an Alien Ant Farm id probly ‘beat it'”

Then it hit me.   It wasn’t funny.  She was doing what i always like to do, and i realized it wasn’t funny.

I sighed and shook my head.  “what?” she said.  “Your turning into me”.  Then she does something she rarely does when i make a comment.  She laughed out loud for nearly a minute.

3 Responses to “Pun Crock”

  1. Brad cracks bad jokes quite a bit, but he doesn’t take the hint when I sigh. He’ll keep saying “get it? Get it?” until I pretend to laugh.

  2. It was to funny

  3. Matt is very tolerant of my bad jokes. He only laughs when it IS funny, though. The rest of the time he looks straight ahead and says simply, “that’s funny,” with a perfectly straight face.

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