A Mechanics Advice.

2 things i am always telling The Man.  1. Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups. 2.  Read everything first. see more pwn and owned pictures

How to make a bad situation worse.

“Wired Magazine” stuck some foot in a wrong pile today by releasing an article about how to “Hotwire Your Own Car“. If anyone actually follows this advice, they are an idiot. Not only will the directions they give not work, the attempt to make them work can ruin your car. 1. Their “what you need” […]

Helmet and Knee pads required.

Ya.  Im gona make a car with 730 horsepower that uses my knees for the front bumper. well, if ya got the time, i can understand the reason.  theres been more dangerous cars than this.  see my post on “half fast“

Moron Nitrogen

I got this comment in another post “ well, u r wrong about nitrogen. It has bigger molicules and does not leak through the tire as fast as regular air and has much less moisture. Over all it is much better, less corrosion, less tire pressure loss and it is reletively cheap. I have done […]

Over Pressure

There has been a lot in the news lately about Obama and McCain squeaking for oil conservation. I must clear up something that is getting blown out of proportion. Over inflating tires will not save any oil. logically, over inflating tires makes them wear out faster, and use up more tires. and guess what tires […]

Someone figured it out

for all you trying to understand how customer service works, this guy got it

Teach Amanda Fish

(the title and this paragraph were added a few minutes later) Me and my wife (the geekette) have discovered for the third time, the 80s TV shows are more enjoyable if relived only in memory.  We recently got MacGyver on Netflix, where he taught a runaway teenager how to fish with a gum wrapper.  She […]

Hole-stien Buick

Some people. you try to tell them everything is wrong with their car, they still only want an oil change This is, on the lift, what we refer to as Jaba the Buick. Im open to posible other captions. We bought a car from a customer that needed an engine. The Man decides to get […]

Bicycle + dog = bad

Because i am a “cheap conservative” and like to save money, i look a lot like an environmentalist wacko a couple times a week, as i wear a bright yellow shirt and pack a bike bag in the spot for Sarah’s hybrid in the driveway. I told myself that if i consistently ride my bike […]

Jeep’n Chrysler! Dodge Damn Piece of Fordin’ Chevy

Hard to tell a new client that your a European specialist when there are 3 Chryslers in the parking lot and a Buick on the lift.  I just explain t them that after working on Volvos and Audis, it would be a peice of cake.  well maybe the Buick is, i have learned to hate […]